📄 What file types should I upload for my design?
Nimzy: “Vector files work best — AI, EPS, SVG, or high-resolution PDFs.”
Antzy: “No Word docs. No potato photos. This ain’t 2004.”
🌴 What materials last longest in Florida’s weather?
Nimzy: “Polymetal, HDU, marine-coated PVC, and aluminum — all great for heat and humidity.”
Antzy: “We don’t build signs that curl like tacos in the sun.”
📐 Do I need a permit for my sign?
Nimzy: “For most outdoor signs — yes. Especially monuments and anything over 32 sq ft.”
Antzy: “If it has bolts or electricity, call the city before the city calls you.”
⏱️ How long does a typical sign project take?
Nimzy: “Most signs take 5–10 business days after approval. Larger installs may take longer.”
Antzy: “Unless you email us 18 times with changes. Then… add two weeks.”
💳 What payment methods do you accept?
Nimzy: “Credit cards, ACH, crypto, PayPal, and SkyMiner Tokens.”
Antzy: “Also moss and bottle caps. (Kidding. Sort of.)”
🚚 Do you install signs too?
Nimzy: “Yes! Full-service installs across Florida — including electrical, foundation, and mounting.”
Antzy: “No duct tape. No ladders from Home Depot. We do it right.”
📦 Can I order signs if I’m outside Florida?
Nimzy: “Definitely! We ship flat signs, banners, decals, and printed material nationwide.”
Antzy: “Teleportation not included.”
🧲 What makes your signs better than the competition?
Nimzy: “Materials, craftsmanship, creative design, and proven results.”
Antzy: “We don’t slap vinyl on plywood and call it a day.”
📋 Can you work with HOAs, developers, or contractors?
Nimzy: “Yes — we specialize in working with HOA boards, property managers, and GCs.”
Antzy: “We speak fluent ‘compliance,’ so you don’t have to.”
🎮 What are SkyMiner Tokens?
Nimzy: “Our reward system — you earn tokens for purchases, reviews, even interactions!”
Antzy: “Yup. It’s like frequent flyer miles but cooler and with less turbulence.”
🆘 What if I’m stuck or confused about the process?
Nimzy: “Call, email, or use the chatbot. We’re here to help, not confuse.”
Antzy: “Even I’ll help… once I’m done sipping interstellar tea.”